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I was born in Battle Hospital, Reading , 25 June Son of a labourer and a housewife. My dad worked on building sites until he was He got up at half-five every day. I didn't have any money growing up but I didn't feel I was poor because I had everything I wanted.
Everything I've done is a little bit existential. It's all about people wondering if they've done the right thing. I've never understood the psychology of wanting to see an animal suffer. When a vet puts down a cat that's in pain it's the kind thing to do. The vet doesn't then lie next to the cat and take a selfie. A vet has never said, "Can I see if I can do it with a bow and arrow? I taught myself tennis, secretly, in the gym at school.
I just hit a ball against the wall. The funniest bloke in the pub might think, "If I got on stage I'd be good. It's the same when people say, "Swearing's easy.
Anyone can get a laugh out of swearing. Do it at Madison Square Garden. See what they think about that. I cry at happy things more than sad things.
I'll cry at The Waltons. If I had my way I'd have three tracksuits, three pairs of pyjamas and lots of black T-shirts I've just described my wardrobe. I wear things until they're worn out and then I wish I'd bought two of them. I gave up fashion at I just want comfort. The more you find out, the more you need to know. Anything can irritate me. I've walked out of a restaurant before because there was a group of lads and one of them laughed and clapped his hands.
Affecting other people's peace and quiet, that's what I can't stand. Lateness kills me, too. There's no reason to be late. I didn't appreciate how amazing my mum was at the time. She was a gardener, a cook, a cleaner, a dressmaker. When you get your own house you think, "Where's all the cleaning stuff? What do you mean, I need a bin? Where do you buy a bin from? A comedian can tell great one-liners and you laugh, but those jokes will always be as good as if you read them because they're a play on words.
I want someone to shuffle out on stage and tell me what a fucking terrible day he's had. Now we've got life. Now we've got meaning. I can learn from that. It doesn't worry me that one day I'm not going to exist any more. I cherish being alive. I'm like a dog. Every day is my best day. What's the secret to a long and happy relationship? My favourite answer came from Larry Hagman.
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